Episode 5: Opposite of the college way.
I kinda feel like college was built for me. All of it except for two things: Its standard of Note Takers and studiers over its creative thinkers, and its Quantity over Quality attitude. But I'm just going to cover one of those; the 2nd part. I'll show you what I mean and why the college and high school world has gone wrong.
~Andy
Situation 1: Your at a college party.
-College Kid: Obtain the most Natty Light and Aristocrat as possible. I'm under 21 so I must get as drunk as possible every weekend I can for as little money as possible.
-Andy: This sucks. I want some nice cider. I want a vodka that's bearable without a chaser. I want to have a good time which isn't throwing up; it's being conscious enough to get chicks that are and having the best tasting beverage in the house.
-Verdict: I don't know weather it's because I'm from England or what(The casual drinking style), but I can't stand college parties because trying to have fun while drinking ass is not my style. What is wrong with you people? Have some class.
Situation 2: You get 500 dollars for free.
-Standard Person: Save it, or go to Dulles Mall and Spend it.
-Show Off: Blow it all on yourself and your friends/girlfriends/chick your trying to impress/etc. On dinner, drinks, bowling, wherever you go to have the time of your life.
-Andy(Before college Degree): Show off.
-Andy(After college Degree): Buy a one way ticket to Vegas and Blow the remaining cash gambling and at parties. The only way home is getting a job.
-Verdict: Ugh. The standard person. For shame, what a waste of 500 dollars. The clothes or video games you buy will only get you temporary happiness. In my current state you might think the same outcome. But it's highly likely that the "showoff" day will likely go down in history as a night you remember forever So I get much less Quantity then I would the Video Game or clothes, but much higher Quality of a night. After college however, I express Quality over Quantity. By using the 500 dollars right away, I get the higher quality of parting in Vegas then in Herndon, then I end up stuck there for the rest of my life. Excellent.
Situation 3: Your a Virgin at a College Party surrounded by horny drunk chicks.
-College Student: I'm drunk as well, lets try and find the hottest one to take home for a night we wont remember.
-Out of place college student: Uhhh wow... these girls are on me... but I'm not quite fucked up to do anything and I'm to much of a pussy to get any back and I don't wanna disrespect the girl... I'm outta here!
-Andy: Humm. I'm gonna tell everyone that I want to bang all the girls in here and that drunk chicks are my favorite, chika-chika-yeah, but just leave or focus on one girl and probably not gonna get any.
-Verdict: This is Superbad. College Student is Seth; Out of Place is Evan; I am McLovin. This demonstrates Quality of Quantity however, I am not the winner. Seth is the worst, probably the college student who likes to drink the most Natty and tries to get with the most chicks. I am in between, because I am undecided. Out of place is the best because he will wait for the right moment and get the best poon-tang, not just the most.
I think all the Verdicts show that Quality is much better then Quantity. At least thats how Andy Hulme sees it.
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3 comments:
LOL spend it at Dulles mall?? Haha not any other mall, just that one. lol Quality however, is much better than quantity, I do agree to that.
LOL, I couldn't identify with any of these situations except for the 500 greenbacks at Dulles. I would spend it on a fancy dinner with Dan! ...Well, maybe two or three, for $500.
In any case, I think you'd make quite a profit in Vegas.
Yeah well I mean most of these are college type situations, I guess the majority of people I was trying to target by specifing Dulles Mall wouldn't relate to these things, so it kinda leads to a failed point. I should do a revised edition with high-school related examples.
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