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Episode 3: Gossip
I hope everyone had an awesome Thanksgiving, mine was pretty sweet. Anyways, I guess I'm gonna talk about how I look at gossip. Gossip is pretty horrible. Like, you know you hate when people talk shit or tell secrets, especially if it's about you, and over 90% of the time you wont get to defend yourself. But at the same time I'm strangly addicted to what destroyed my earlier years! I love the action and the moderation. And I've also become kinda paranoid of it because who knows when it will happen again! Anyways, I'll explain what I mean and all that. So heres what I think about gossip!
~Andy

Part 1: Rumors
Alright, this is the worst kind of gossip. A majority of the time it isn't fact, but it wont matter, if whoever gets told wants to believe it they can make others believe it! So of course you all know about the rumor about me being a Stalker in 8th grade. It started as a fake story because this chick really didn't like me and didn't want me to get with her friend(no wonder we call them bitches). But then the story kept getting told and chicks actually started to believe it and tell there friends! And the more I heard about it the more I felt like they were right too >_> Its an interesting thing repetition. Finally I lost that reputation during my 11th grade year, because as I became more well known, everyone was like wow... we were obviously wrong. But its like being in jail for 20 years and being like "Oops sorry we were wrong"... you can't get that time back! Like trying to talk to a girl you don't even know but since they heard this rumor they don't talk to you. They don't even really care if it's true or not. But that's how it works, it's just part of public school life, and if it happens to you.... sorry I don't have any advice. No one will hear you out, so you kinda just have to wait it out.

Part 2: Trust and Don't Start
You always gotta know who to trust if your gonna tell someone a secret. And you gotta look at the chain! For example, I could just say Sarah Price isn't trustworthy. Because if I told her a secret, she would keep it from everyone for me except Kristen... and Kristen is a blabbermouth who will tell everyone :P The best method is to just not start gossip or rumors or shit talking. I did that on my livejournal and you just get owned. And if your a guy, don't even try to start a rumor about a girl, they band together or somethin man. All I'm sayin is don't be the starter or the receiver.

Part 3: The Middleman***
This is my favorite. I get bored sometimes, so I will make it my business to be the middleman in the drama of 2 different sides. This way, I get to hear everything, and therefore it makes me the moderator. I get to decide how much each side gets to hear, and pretty much have full control over who will win or how it gets resolved. Since I'm a nice guy, I reward the side that's nice to me, but usually I will go with the people I think are more logical... cause I hate illogicalness(not a word) and will try to convince them that they are ridiculous. But it's a way I can have a lot of fun and feel like I'm part of something when I don't have to get in any trouble. Sorry guys I like epic battles :P

Part 4: Paranoia
Try not to let people start rumors about you if you can. The more it happens the more paranoid you become of other people when honestly they probably aren't talkin crap. And besides most of the time the rumors just stop you from getting hot girls.

Phew... thought I was gonna go a whole post without mentioning hot girls huh?